Why do they have to name these stores “Big & Tall” or “Big John’s Boutique”? It’s bad enough we can’t shop at Banana Republic, or even Gap for Pete’s sake, we have to endure the humiliation of buying our clothes at the same place the guy who wears Muumu’s gets his form fitting tarp.
People are always saying “Why don’t you just have your clothes custom made?”. Do you know how expensive that is? You know, we don’t get paid for saving mankind from the tyranny of despots. This is a charity, baby. And unlike a certain crusader I know, my parents didn’t leave me a billion dollars.
OK, that was a cheap shot, but the guy doesn’t have to rub our faces in it. Who wears a tux every evening? I mean, come on!
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