So I’m at one of our many Super Hero meetings and I bee-line it to the smorgasbord ’cause I haven’t eaten since outrunning that lava flow. Anyway, Thor is there. I like Thor, always pleasant, brings his own equipment to the softball games, actually smells good for a Super Hero. Anyway, he really can scarf down a lot of food in an amazingly short amount of time. So I figured I’d better get in there before he clears the plate.
So, I’m like “Hey, Thor. How’s it hangin’?”
“Good, very good”, of course with his thick accent it sounds a lot more like “Goot, fairy goot”. Gotta love that guy.
“So, Thor, meet any nice ladies recently?” Thor was always trying to get some action, although to be fair he was always a gentleman about it.
“Ah, as a matter of fact I met a very wonderful woman. But, you know I don’t like to talk out of class”, Right. He’s the biggest braggart I know.
“I actually met her at one of your ‘Singles Bars’”.
“What the hell are you going to bars for? You could get anyone you want, anywhere you want”.
“True”, says Thor, “but sometimes I don’t want to deal with all the hero stuff, so I put on regular clothes and meet women at the disco”.
“It’s called a ‘club’ now”.
“Ah, of course, ‘club’. Anyway, I met a very attractive woman at the bar. I didn’t even get a chance to introduce myself when she just grabbed my hand and took me to her place.”
“You are shitting me!”
“No, this is a true statement”.
“So what happened next?” I can’t believe this guy’s luck. Now I don’t have any problem with the ladies, but this guy!
“Well, we immediately started to make the love and this went on for many hours.”
“…”
“Yes, well, after about 5 hours she left me to go to the bathroom and I started to feel uncomfortable”.
“Umm, I bet”.
“No, you see, I never had a chance to even ask her name. We had yet to speak even one word to each other”.
“Well that’s a little awkward”.
“You betcha’. So I was lying there thinking that I should tell her that I am a super hero – as she must be very concerned about how long we have been making the love”.
“So, what did you say to her?”
“I waited for her to come back from the bathroom and then I just told her the truth”
“What truth?”
“That I was Thor”.
“And what did she say?”
“She said, ‘You’re thore?, I’m tho thore I can hardly pith’”.
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