OK, AmazeMan is giving me tons of crap about this and I really don’t think I am being unreasonable.
So the other night we have to go to the reservoir because it looks like someone might have planted a Bio-Bomb on the little island in the middle. AmazeMan and I were at his lair playing Pachinko when we got the call.
Now a little back story: Last Fall when we were chasing the Creeper through the city to keep him from setting up his “Quake-A-Matron”, one of the buildings collapsed and did some major damage to the Justice Mobile (and I had just gotten it washed). So, it’s been in the shop getting fixed and having a whole bunch of doo-dads added. Anyway, I finally got it back and it looks great. I mean really great. New paint job, thrusters out the wazoo, and even one of those rainbow mirror windscreens. I drove it over to AmazeMan’s place to show him, take in a few games of Pachinko, and basically have a guys night out.
So, we get the call and he’s like “We should take your car, as I need to fill the tank in mine”. I’m like “Dude, you’re blocking me in! We’ll have to move your car to get mine out. It’s only 5 minutes away, for Pete’s sake!” And he’s all “Blah Blah Blah”…, Long story short, we end up taking the Justice Mobile. Of course we arrive just in the nick of time (had to park in the visitors lot ’cause all the spaces were full near the front) and save the day. We get back to the Justice Mobile and some jerk in a Gremlin has put a huge ass ding in the passenger side door. OK, first I want to know what the hell they were making Gremlins out of that could allow them to dent the Justice Mobile, and second, how hard is it to take 2 seconds to make sure you don’t throw your door open into the one next to you!? And there were like 8 empty spaces. Why take the one next to the Justice Mobile? Oh the humanity.And what’s the deal with the name “Justice Mobile”? Christ on a cracker, can’t they come up with something a little more sexy than that? What are my union dues paying for anyway?
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